stupid memphis police

i got a stupid ticket today!! for not havin on my stupid seatbelt. and i was only in stupid riverside parking lot. and the stupid police just happened to be posted up lookin all in my car. and i know it must have been like a thousand people that passed with no seatbelt on, but they stopped me. and that stupid man was like "You need to always wear your seatbelt, especially since your pregnant" But i hate havin that stupid belt around my fat ass belly...its uncomfortable. and i started to ask him does he always put on his seatbelt each and every time he gets in the car. but i kept my mouth shut... I NEVER GET TICKETS!!! That is why I have a freakin radar detector in my car. And i saw those stupid police officers sitting there but I did not think they would be lookin all in my car for a stupid seatbelt in the stupid parking lot by the stupid river!!!!! I can drive 80 down the street and not get a ticket, but today I get a stupid seatbelt ticket... I hate the stupid police!! that man did not have to give me a ticket for that! I wasn't even on the real road.